I’m Ginger. I’m a red panda. Someone somewhere at sometime decided that those two facts should be merged, and I became Ginger Panda the First. If I ever have cubs, they’ll all be named after me, because I’m amazing. However, there is currently no Ginger Panda the Second, Third, or Twelfth. (Isn’t that a fascinating word to spell?? It looks like it was written by an elf! A twelve-year-old elf. A Twelfth!) Anyway, back to me, because why not? I am the Brains (Big thinks thought here.), the Braun (I’m shockingly strong!), the Beauty (naturally), and Boopiest (No one is as boopable as I! No one!)

I could go on to tell you about my many and varied exploits, including but not limited to winning the BeiJing Olympics in all categories (like, every one), opening the world’s only 4-Micheline star restaurant, earning 11 Master’s degrees and 17 Bachelor's degrees, opening Paris Fashion Week three years in a row, recording the only song to be held in all 100 slots of the Top 100, and discovering Atlantis. However, I’m proud of how humble I’ve become, especially when I’m THIS amazing!

In late 2025, I gathered together my two least-disliked human disappointments, Jess and Ada, and we three started off on an epic journey of paperwork, legalities, taste tests, and logistics. After much effort, we established the world’s first and only (probably, right???) treat supplier that is owned and operated by a red panda. Netizens, meet Ginger Panda Pastry! Prepare to be amazed!