Shrymppe: The Real-Life Sleeping Beauty

I’m Shrymppe. The “e” is silent. I am the token Gen Alpha member of the crew. Quite simply, I am incredible. I am smart. I am talented. I am absolutely stunning. I’m also very tired. The world is simply too boring to sustain my social media-trained attention span. If you can’t entertain me, I’m over it.

I joined Ginger Panda Pastry, because my cousin, Ginger, started a business, and my parents said I had to “learn about the real world” and begin to “make my own way.” Whatever. What I really want to do is become a TikTok star. I can’t decide between beauty guru, dancer, or model. I’m just so good at all of them! Before coming here, I’d never cooked anything; it’s really boring. ROFL, I still haven’t cooked anything.

Whatever. I’m tired. Go away.